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VIDEO FOR THIS SONG HERE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7f1c_4b1Bs

Pretty much, smashing rappers skulls in is as easy and pleasing to me as most sexual acts are. Tipsy off that plaid pantry wine i finished this up days before my deadline to turn the album over to Fieldwerk. Like Lowerface, the first song off my debut album (cloudyoctober.com/track/lowerface) this was the only song on the record I didn't record in the sound booth.

Peace to the metal jerk rhyme technique on this one. Beastie Boys of course, Jay-Z, Mr. Jeigh. Peace to Distortion, Reve and Ramaatis, Mike Daily, Lord Finesse and The Roots

lyrics

as the lazy ocean hugs the shore by the femur
seems that somebody was carved out of a dream
I swing a lazy laser beam it makes me
wanna have a orgasm and sleep like a baby
we hate condoms we both hate condoms
fining tuning fine tunes at high noon bombin
miles high, and was supposed to do a dance song
would of been the most fun you could of had with your pants on
give me two features of twenty platoon feeders
i'll get nastier than a boy scout troop leader
touching kiddie rappers in their swimsuit area
reporters report it as the Ginsu carrier
a piece of cake I'll beat the brakes off the track
you can let by gone's be by gone's or try em on like hats
closet misogynist gynecologist follow this
I'm throwing money at my problems mayne haha

is this thing on?

our ears are not dumping grounds for your bad ideas

i repeat. our ears are not dumping grounds for your bad ideas

we all use the interweb
we all use the interweb
what excuse do you have now?!!

sculpt like river

YO!!

sculpt like a river walk like a mental patient
am I on some weak shit, or beyond your expectations??
rappers around me thinks that they are pros
this is why i don't fuck after my all-age shows
I'm a marathon of nightmares wrapped in black skin
what would i wouldn't give for a little bit a action
Mr. Jeighs like ninth wonder on a fruity loop binge
showing you the who is who while all you loonies tune in
at my roots I'm a just a funky lord finessing beats
stompin' opponents and giving girls the silent treatment
we get humility confused with humiliate
disintegrate your mental state its as real as hate
talking about keep it real do something we can feel
mother fucker you'se a rhyming sleeping pill you should leave the building
probable possible hypnotical knock your skull
methodical obstacles get caught in the hospital


every hip hop show is like an all i can eat buffet
Why do I need to fuck when I'm surrounded by so much PUSSY
You cant spell rhyme without me
you cant spell rhyme without me

Galifanakis of this rap shit

put em up put em up put em up
You're talking dirty to me
why does your breath smell like
Viacom

white rapper....you doing black art tryna take shots
at a direct descendant we're offended
these days I know it may be hard to process
especially if you ain't never been to the projects :)
to threaten me with violence i kind of feel disrespected
you rhyme like you never seen a black woman naked
so I guess its, time for me to show you who's the master
if the shoe fits I say some cool shit then I'm Casper
why would i put rims on a car like this ?
television wasn't as bright as us when we were kids
I can do a ton of shit that you cant deny
Sick Sick Rhymes from a Sick Sick Mind
I'm a blade runner who just made fun of you guys
Why would you get high on your own supply ??
next door that you run in make sure that its locked
cause i be having run-ins with the law

credits

from The Metal Jerk, released October 18, 2011
Produced by Mr. Jeigh
Written by Cloudy October

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Cloudy October Portland

I am a half-american, myth buster, beatmaker-songwriter, rhyme inspector, social magician and b-boy. I make hip-hop that caters to the listeners intellect. It is a form that stresses emphasis in specificity.

It's LL Cool J doing audio commentary of an arm wrestling match between Frederick Kreuger and Edward Scissorhands on BET.

You Can't Spell Rhyme Without Me Folks
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