More powerful than a locomotive hold up
greater than all state farm(thats a lot of insurance) you in goods hands
damn when you with the man with a master plan well
dapper Danyel
he acting brave and tough and
he on that David Ruffin
that ms. mcmuffin fuck shit
Pac drop and roll for NO ONE
me and the chick that I'm wit want to chill
when I'm with her I get the strangest feeling '
she polishes dishes for college tuition
bathes in the blood of a politician
every thanksgiving I see her in the kitchen
Trippin
every single time I go fishing
My homies wonder why i dont hit it but get this
her mother and my mother are siblings (eeeewwwww)

That's my cousin dawg That's my cousin main
She my cousin That's my cousin main

Hey
at my grandmama house CHEWING up her spouses
food two rude dudes
doing what we do, best cool
we cru but guess who told us to
get out (fuck)John Louis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
had a screw face like Gargamel
My man told me I betta guard my grell
I felt like Nas it was hard to tell
so I hit him in the shell with a garbage pale
these girls walked by they was bad as hell
taking over shit just like a magic spell
I got game like Atari I saw the stomach
congratulations "i'm not pregnant" sorry (foreman)
then my man almost gave it shot
I seen the girl(s) face and got 38 hot
anna damn we related
so don't take the hatred personal just save it
whats in a name anyway we cool
I hope this doesn't change things but dang
and no you cant take her friend to the pool cause fool
she my cousin too god damn it (trying to be X here)
next time ask you ass
or wind up in a body cast in karate class (rex kwondo)
I know my large family seems strange
you talking bout jeans but I'm talking bout genes main( ???ahaahaha).

That's my cousin dawg That's my cousin main
TH Th Th That's my cousin dawg SH She my cousin main
so next time you want to run game and get yo little thang licked
her last name might change shit you fishing for an ass whipping
when gettin digits during visits talking bout the pudding is delicious (thanks LL)